Cheshire West spend public money on luxurious Bentley Flying Spur, with their average fleet car costing more than £50,000
Set to enter service in March, the low-emission 2545 models boast flat-floored BigSpace cabs and state-of-the-art 450hp straight-six engines
Motorbike-shielding BBQs, forgetful car parkers and lost bets also feature in the hilarious list